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Unicorn Battleship

emengel:

My narrative assignment for class. :0

(Source: sheesdopee)

10knotes:

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

http://www.amazon.com/Drivers-Ed-Caroline-B-Cooney/dp/0440219817/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/183-8173143-5005809

I read this when I was like 12 and it scared the shit out of me.

(via suspicious-pigeon)

miseriavolare:

bundere:

bundere:

DO NOT BUY A BUNNY JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET!!! DO NOT BUY ANY ANIMAL JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET. DO RESEARCH FIRST AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT ANIMAL. PETS ARE NOT HANDBAGS DO NOT TREAT THEM AS SUCH

This is super relevant again with Easter coming around the corner!!!

Please send this out far and wide. My bun was an Easter throwaway rescue.  People have no idea what it takes to properly care for a rabbit.

(via suspicious-pigeon)

Apocalyptic New York cover 1933 // Frank R. Paul

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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The moon is seen as it nears a total lunar eclipse on April 15, 2014. People in most of north and south America should be able to witness this year’s first total lunar eclipse, which will cause a ‘blood moon’ and is the first of four in a rare Tetrad of eclipses over the next two years. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

I saw it! I saw it! Staying up late has it’s advantages. Take that world!

(Source: cohendan)

papercranefactory:

highriskaddiction:

a-thelittledevil:

trickshift:

cupcakecannibal:

jongtaesextape:

apolkadotnerd:

madturbating:

irrisss:

do not ever take a white girl’s iphone

this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype 

DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS. AFTER SHE KNEW HER PURSE-HITS WERE FUTILE SHE FUCKING THREW THAT SHIT ACROSS THE FLOOR AND KICKED HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT ASSHOLE WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REPRODUCE, THEN FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HM IN THE FACE. IN A FUCKING FLOUNCY ASS SKIRT.
THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE TYPES OF GIFS ARE INFINITE 

I love how the person walking by went to help, but then she is all like ‘naaah she got this’

She kicked him so hard she stepped back for a second

F I N I S H  H I M

You go Girl^^!!!

Killlem

Yesssss

BD WONG WAS SHANG. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND

nataliemeansnice:

my name is natalie and i’m fat. i’ve been more fat than i am now. i have been less fat. i’ve been the same fat. i’m fat from the side, fat from the front, fat from the back…you get the point.
fat girls have been lied to over and over in many ways our whole fat existences - told that we are restricted to certain styles/trends of clothing because anything too tight/short/revealing isn’t ‘flattering’. told that we should be glad to be hit on/cat-called by creepy men because hey, at least it’s something, right?! told that the world isn’t open to us and that we can’t be incredible creatures because we’re fat. told that we’re ugly/undesirable/weak/stupid/disgusting. told that we don’t deserve to be loved…or even to live.
it’s not true. none of it is true.
people ask me often - “i hate myself. how do you do it?” it’s simple.
one day, i decided that i was worth greatness, whatever size i was or wasn’t.
i wish i could go back to awkward, shy 13 year old me, look her dead in the eye and tell her that she. is. perfect. tell her that she can go anywhere, be anyone, wear anything and that she will always be important and will never, ever, ever be merely ‘the fat girl’.
i won’t drown in sweat in texas summers to cover my fat arms in sweaters or shield my thunder thighs from the spring breeze just because you don’t want to see them. my fat arms and thunder thighs have always been here for me when much of the world wasn’t. i won’t be beat down by people who do not care if i cry myself to sleep at night.
my mom has always told me that i am my biggest fan and ya know what?
she’s right.
you’re allowed to feel good. don’t let anyone take that away from you.


Truth about Texas summers. They have a way of making you get over your insecurities pretty damn quick because you have no choice.